#hum

Obviously it takes eight brains to come to one decision in this crowd. Good thing they have one another. ↗

— Mari Mancusi

#humor #humor

What are we going to blow up?" Morgan sighed happily and slapped joss on the back. " Kid... you just said my seven favorite words. ↗

— Heather Brewer

#humor

Yes, I'm shallow, I don't mind admitting it. Perhaps I should admit that there's no end to the depths of my shallowness. ↗

— Franny Billingsley

#shallow #wit #humor

Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia. ↗

— Eddie Izzard

#humor #scrabble #humor

A king who’s innocent of the things of which he’s guilty? ↗

— Kristin Cashore

#humor #king #humor

I was in the shopping mall because that's where I go lately. For the last couple of weeks, I've been going there every day, trying to figure out why people go there. It's kind of a personal project. ↗

— Stephen Chbosky

#humor

This guy had more lines than loose-leaf. ↗

— Cara Lynn Shultz

#humor

I've been stabbed before. Barely a week ago, in fact. AND I've been audited, AND I come from a broken home. In short - no offense, shorty - you don't scare me. ↗

— MaryJanice Davidson

#humor

You'd better put sunblock on that skeleton head of yours. You're gonna fry." -Bobby ↗

— D.J. MacHale

#humor

Sometimes you dont even want to think aout what people are doing with their groceries. ↗

— Sarah Dessen

#humor