#hum

A story once went the rounds of Israel to the effect that Ben-Gurion described me as 'the only man' in his cabinet. What amused me about is that he (or whoever invented the story) thought that this was the greatest compliment that could be paid to a woman. I very much doubt that any man would have been flattered if I had said about him that he was the only woman in the government! ↗

— Golda Meir

#humor #inspirational #political #humor

Student: why do dumb people ignore wise people. Teacher: Because, the dumb people believe they are the wise people. ↗

— Jayce O'Neal

#humor #inspirational #jayce #jayceoneal #humor

Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what's wrong with it. ↗

— Rex Harrison

#inspirational #humor

If pain is a pot of boiling water, humor can be the rising steam. ↗

— Cameron Conaway

#inspiration #pain #humor

In an angry fit, my mother had called him an airhead, who couldn't find his brain even if it came knocking on his door. ↗

— Jayde Scott

#humor-inspirational #jayde-scott #humor

Victor Vigny: A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon. Conor Broekhart: Which resembles a giant banana. ↗

— Eoin Colfer

#humour #inspirational #monkey #moon #visionary

As for my brothers,' Zeus said, 'we are thankful -' he cleared his throat, like the words were hard to get out - 'erm, thankful for the aid of Hades.' The Lord of the Dead nodded. He had a smug look on his face, but I figure he'd earned the right. He patted his son Nico on the shoulders, and Nico looked happier than I'd ever seen him. ↗

— Rick Riordan

#humor-inspirational #inspirational #nico-di-angelo #pay-back #zeus

Only a genius can overlook the chaos ↗

— Philosopher 'X'

#humor

Going to the gym...all those people who always told me that you get addicted to it, that endorphins kick in, that eventually you crave it and look forward to it are sick lying ****s and I want to choke them with a protein bar and pummel them about the head with a bottle of SmartWater. ↗

— Stacey Ballis

#inspirational #humor

Now may every living thing, young or old, weak or strong, living near or far, known or unknown, living or departed or yet unborn, may every living thing be full of bliss. ↗

— Anonymous

#bliss #humans #joy #life #living