#hum

Are you watching the boats?" Cornelia guessed. She craned her neck to see if there was any excitement on the river. Heavens no, I'm spying on people," Virginia responded unrepentantly. -Cornelia E and Virginia Somerset ↗

— Lesley M.M. Blume

#blume #boats #cornelia #escapades #humor

When I was still quite young I had a complete presentiment of life. It was like the nauseating smell of cooking escaping from a ventilator: you don't have to have eaten it to know that it would make you throw up. ↗

— Julian Barnes

#humor #life #youth #humor

Money may not buy happiness, but it allows you to shop in better places for it. ↗

— Christoper Pike

#humor

Nora said: 'I love you, Nicky, because you smell nice and know such fascinating people. ↗

— Dashiell Hammett

#love #humor

Most of the pack would rather have Darryl mad at them than Auriele. ↗

— Patricia Briggs

#darryl #humor #mercy-thompson #silver-borne #humor

So...." He picked a yellow cat skull out of an alcove, turned it toward me, and moved the jaws up and down as he asked, "What do we do now? ↗

— Julie Kagawa

#jackal #humor

Cheer up everyone," he said, a new brightness to his voice. "Since we’re all going to die horribly anyway, what’s there to be worried about? ↗

— Derek Landy

#humour #humor

One of the main reasons I don't like leaving the house is because I might find myself face to face with a Canadian. ↗

— Maria Semple

#humor

Chirag: Rowley, do you think I exist? Rowley: Nope! I can't even hear you or see you! ↗

— Jeff Kinney

#humor

—¿Así que no vas a preguntar? Lo estudié, entrecerrando los ojos. Tenía un mal presentimientos sobre esto. Pero las palabras salieron de mi boca, totalmente fuera de mi control. —¿Por qué te llaman Horse? —Porque me cuelga como a uno —respondió, sonriendo. ↗

— Joanna Wylde

#sexy #humor