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If the president and the Vice President dies who becomes President" "Thats easy Arnold Swartzanager ↗

— Dan Gutman

#humor #humor

The most valuable lesson man has learned from his dog is to kick a few blades of grass over it and move on. ↗

— Robert Brault

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Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it. ↗

— Elias Schwartz

#truth #humor

Questions are like the knocks of beggarmen, and should not be minded. ↗

— Flann O'Brien

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i said abooshnosh ↗

— Rick Riordan

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If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, obviously you haven't checked with your answering service. ↗

— Dr. Hawkeye Pierce (Alan Alda - Mash)

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Sure he (Fred Astaire) was great, but don't forget that Ginger Rogers did everything he did,..backwards and in high heels. ↗

— Robert Thaves

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...but with the hours I sometimes kept at the coffeehouse I had to have learned to take naps during the day or die, and I had learned to take naps. Up until five months ago "something or other or die" had always seemed like a plain choice in favor of the something or other. ↗

— Robin McKinley

#humor #naps #humor

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. ↗

— Kathleen Norris

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When you have been killed as many times as I have, you get used to it. ↗

— Peter Sellers

#panther #peter #pink #sellers #humor