#hum

Chicken fizz! O Lord, protect all of us who toil in the vineyards of experimental chemistry! ↗

— Alan Bradley

#humor #humor

My fur is silky, damn it. ↗

— Gena Showalter

#riley #werewolves #humor

Checkmate, bitch. ↗

— Lauren Kate

#humor

It don't do you no nevermind to tell nobody nothing. ↗

— Thomas McGuane

#humor #wisdom #humor

Okay, this might sound vague, but do you know this one girl with hair like this? ↗

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

#humor

People often think I'm a faker, but I'm usually honest, in a certain way--in such a way that often nobody believes me! ↗

— Richard P. Feynman

#humor

You could wear the same outfit every single day and no guy - who isn't gay - will notice. ↗

— Maureen Johnson

#humor

I am a connoisseur of fine irony. 'Tis a bit like fine wine, but it has a better bite. ↗

— Lynn Kurland

#humor

First rule of Angel Club, you do not talk about Angel Club. ↗

— Cynthia Hand

#humor #humor

As for hearing, the sloth is not so much deaf as uninterested in sound. ↗

— Yann Martel

#humor #senses #humor