#hum

Why didn't anyone ever drop by unexpectedly when she was dressed to kill? ↗

— Susan Andersen

#humor #love

In his opinion, working was vastly overrated. Particularly as a way to build character, for everyone who engaged in it was far too snappish and fussy, and seemed to have no manners at all. ↗

— Hilari Bell

#character #humor #work #attitude

If Fran Lebowitz and Ian Fleming had blessed the world with a love child it would have been author J. Fields Jr. ↗

— Edward Medina

#books #fran-lebowitz #humor #james-bond #love

Off course, if Steven had a wife in the attic, like Mr. Rochester in Jane Eyre, that, I thought, would be another matter entirely. But the very idea made me laugh. His building had no attic, and his one small closet couldn't even hold a skeleton. It was too packed with clothes, his and mine. ↗

— Lisa Tucker

#love #love

It's also important to read the newspaper every day to see how the pope is doing. Here in Rome, the pope's health is recorded daily in the newspaper, very much like weather, or the TV schedule. Today the pope is tired. Yesterday, the pope was less tired than he is today. Tomorrow, we expect that the pope will not be so tired as he was today. ↗

— Elizabeth Gilbert

#humor #love

He had a supernatural grin. ↗

— Jane Baskin

#humour #love #love

I love Shark Week, where all kids under 12 swim for free ↗

— Josh Stern

#free #humor #kids #shark-week #swim

Ja keshtu eshte dashuria:nje shishke me livando.Kur zbrazet shishja,era qendron dhe pak e pastaj gjithcka avullon dhe nuk ndihet me.Humbet si dashuria!... -Qenke me mendime borgjeze,moj shoqe!Ajo eshte dashuri borgjeze! ↗

— Petro Marko

#love #love

Love's a funny thing, especially with a man who gets paid to put junk in other people's slots. (The Mail Man) ↗

— Andrew Sturm

#inspirational #kirkwood #life-lessons #project #inspirational

Are we witnessing a mating?” “Mm-hmm.” Brilliant. This is awkward. Could be worse. How so? They could be having sex. ↗

— Fawn Routson

#art