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Writing historical fiction is a legitimate use of Multiple Personality disorder. ↗


— Peggy Ullman Bell


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A few reasonable policies won't do much good if the surrounding society is insane. ↗


— Taras Grescoe


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Karena kamu besar tidak berarti kamu benar:P ↗


— Putri Salsa


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It's a very remarkable story." "Remarkable's a well-chosen word. It doesn't give you away. ↗


— James Hilton


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If the story-tellers could ha' got decency and good morals from true stories, who'd have troubled to invent parables? ↗


— Thomas Hardy


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Immediate gratification takes too long. ↗


— Carrie Fisher


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Did you ever think about the creation of the flame-thrower? Someone, somewhere, at some time must have been sitting on his porch, and said, thoughtfully, 'I want to set him on fire.' gesturing to his neighbor. His friend who sat beside him and happened to be handy with tools said, 'I can do that.' Thus, we have a flame thrower. ↗


— John Larson


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Igor?' said Moist. 'You have an Igor?' Oh, yes,' said Hubert. 'That's how I get this wonderful light. They know the secret of storing lightning in jars! But don't let that worry you, Mr Lipspick. Just because I'm employing an Igor and working in a cellar doesn't mean I'm some sort of madman, ha ha ha!' Ha ha,' agreed Moist. Ha hah hah!,' said Hubert. 'Hahahahahaha!! Ahahahahahahhhhh!!!!!-' Bent slapped him on the back. Hubert coughed. Sorry about that, it's the air down here,' he mumbled. ↗


— Terry Pratchett


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It was one of those perfect New York October afternoons, when the explosion of oranges and yellows against the bright blue sky makes you feel like your life is passing through your fingers, that you've felt this autumn-feeling before and you'll probably get to feel it again, but one day you won't anymore, because you'll be dead. ↗


— Sarah Dunn


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He's wearing his official university sweatshirt again, which puzzles me a little. I mean I'd sort of understand it more if it said Yale or Harvard or something, because then it would be a fashion choice. But why advertise the fact that you're at a university to all the other people who are at the university with you? ↗


— David Nicholls


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