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Welcome to the wonderful world of jealousy, he thought. For the price of admission, you get a splitting headache, a nearly irresistable urge to commit murder, and an inferiority complex. Yippee. ↗


— J.R. Ward


#jealousy #love #humor

Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face. ↗


— Rick Riordan


#humor #procrastinate #humor

So when the moon's only partly full, you only feel a little wolfy?" "You could say that." "Well, you can go ahead and hang your head out the car window if you feel like it." "I'm a werewolf, not a golden retriever. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#humor

Because you can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not paying attention. ↗


— Christopher Paolini


#humor #smart #humor

You possess other people's...bodies." He accepted that statement with a nod. "Do you want to possess my body?" "I want to do a lot of things to your body, but that's not one of them. ↗


— Becca Fitzpatrick


#nora #patch #humor

I'm not going to wear a red dress," she said. "It would look stunning, My Lady," she called. She spoke to the bubbles gathered on the surface of the water. "If there's anyone I wish to stun at dinner, I'll hit him in the face. ↗


— Kristin Cashore


#humor

It's not gray," Clary felt compelled to point out. "It's green." "If there was such a thing as terminal literalism, you'd have died in childhood," said Jace. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#gray-book #humor #jace #humor

Your friend's poetry is terrible," he said. Clary blinked, caught momentarily off guard. "What?" "I said his poetry was terrible. It sounds like he ate a dictionary and started vomiting up words at random. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#humor

A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers? ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#diary #humor #jace-wayland #sarcasm #humor

It crosses my mind that Cinna's calm and normal demeanor masks a complete madman. ↗


— Suzanne Collins


#humor






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