#hum

What's a fracking Cylon? ↗

— Kevin Hearne

#stating-the-obvious #humor

Topaz was wonderfully patient - but sometimes I wonder if it is not only patience, but also a faint resemblance to cows. ↗

— Dodie Smith

#i-capture-the-castle #humor

It felt like my teeth were sweating. Eoin Colfer's The Legend of Spud Murphy ↗

— Eoin Colfer

#teeth #humor

To be clever in the afternoon argues that one is dining nowhere in the evening. ↗

— Saki

#edwardian #humor #humor

I think of rounds of editing as hammer time. Then, when they interrupt my writing, I can say... *shakes head* Nah, I just can't do it. Although when I come across a brilliant line, I do think, Can't touch this. And when I'm worried I'm overwriting a scene, I think, Hammer, don't hurt 'em. ↗

— Brent Weeks

#writing #humor

There's a fine mascara line between genius and insanity ↗

— Josh Stern

#humor

Though I have had no adventures, I feel capable of them. ↗

— Anna Katharine Green

#humor #humor

It is more or less a given that nothing is less favorable to clairvoyance than the bright sun: physical light and mental light coexist on very poor terms. ↗

— André Breton

#sun #humor

I think Bob appreciated my outfit. He made me buy the more expensive pendant. You might think that was to my disadvantage, but I accept that status comes with a price.” “Not usually so immediately.” I shake my head. “You better not be hitting on federal agent ladies. They’ll arrest you.” His grin widens. “I like handcuffs.” I groan. “There is something seriously wrong with you.” “Nothing that a night being worked over by a hot representative of justice couldn’t fix. ↗

— Holly Black

#humor

I'm gonna throw Linda out the window. ↗

— Saved by the Bell

#humor