#hum

I did become American citizen in order to vote. I lived in this country for a very long time and I finally reached the point where I thought, I'm often sticking my neck out on various issues as all human beings have a right to do. ↗

— Lynn Redgrave

#american citizen #become #beings #citizen #country

Puns are the highest form of literature. ↗

— Alfred Hitchcock

#humor #literature #puns #funny

They said I was a valued customer, now they send me hate mail. ↗

— Sophie Kinsella

#humor #humour #shopping #funny

I read books so dry even a cactus couldn’t grow on them. But who cares? I’m not a farmer, I’m a thinker. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#farmer #funny #humor #read-books #thinker

This is the biggest damn IPod I've ever seen," Claire said, which made him choke on his beer. "Kidding. I have seen a jukebox before. ↗

— Rachel Caine

#feast-of-fools #funny #humor #rachel-caine #shane-collins

Like all real heroes, Charley had a fatal flaw. He refused to believe that he had gonorrhea, whereas the truth was that he did. ↗

— Kurt Vonnegut

#sex #humor

Do is to don’t, as go is to gon’t. Gon’t even do there.
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— Jarod Kintz

#wordplay #humor

All human beings are interconnected, one with all other elements in creation. ↗

— Henry Reed

#creation #elements #human #human beings #interconnected

If there is any one truth from the legacy of the Cayce readings, it would be that there is a spiritual dimension to humans, something beyond time and space. ↗

— Henry Reed

#beyond #dimension #humans #legacy #readings

But if you don't watch me, I will try and sneak in some humor. I see humor everywhere in life around me. ↗

— Marion Ross

#everywhere #humor #i #i see #life