#hum

They sounded like intestines, only on the outside, and the men in the Bible were always having them cut off and not being able to go to church. Horrid. ↗

— Jeanette Winterson

#men #men

If you try to look up my skirt, I'll poke needles in your eyes right through your eyelids while you're asleep.' 'I'm looking for help, you give me nightmares, thank you so much.' She was on the top step now, reaching up for a bin marked DRY BEANS. Rigg looked up her skirt, mostly because she told him not to, and saw nothing at all of interest. He could never understand why Nox and other women, too, were always so sure men wanted to see whatever it is they concealed under their clothes. ↗

— Orson Scott Card

#men

No construct on earth will stand, that does not stand for the least among them, as their advocate and humble servant. ↗

— Bryant McGill

#inspiring #trust #inspirational

Mmmm I like the sounds you're making," he murmured in a honeyed whisper. "I just bet that you're a screamer. Should I have brought earplugs? Kurt Nielsen ↗

— Nikki Sex

#sex #sexy-humor #sexy-men #men

I’m married, honey. My social life consists of work, church, taxiing the kids around and trying to schedule sex with my husband at least once a month. ↗

— Marilyn Pappano

#marriage #marriage

Distinguish between real needs and artificial wants and control the latter. ↗

— Mahatma Gandhi

#inspirational #self-control #inspirational

People throw stones at you and you convert them into milestones. ↗

— Sachin Tendulkar

#inspirational-quotes #life-and-living #motivational-quotes #inspirational

Life's a shit sandwich, my ass. Life's a polka and don't you forget it! ↗

— Wally Lamb

#inspirational #life #positivity #humor

Thank you for you consideration ↗