#hum

The tyranny of public opinion (and what an opinion!) is as fatuous in the small towns of France as it is in the United States of America. ↗

— Stendhal

#humor #mob-mentality #peer-pressure #humor

I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards. ↗

— Garth Marenghi

#writing #humor

Nothing can unman you like an un-man. ↗

— Chuck Hogan

#strain #unman #humor

It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips. ↗

— Fred Allen

#humor #humor

Kagura: It’s the same as always. He doesn’t pursue those who leave, and ignores those who come. ↗

— Hideaki Sorachi

#manga #humor

You cannot, it seems, let children run about the streets. People who have seen them running wild in Russia say that the sight is not a pleasant one. ↗

— Virginia Woolf

#humour #humor

Now that they had gotten wise, it took Adam no time at all to notice they were also naked. And once it caught his attention, he noticed it constantly. ↗

— Wendy Bertsch

#humor

Let me be sure I understand this babies thing. These items are how big? . . . And they come out of WHERE? ↗

— Wendy Bertsch

#humor

Blessed are those who drink for they shall never be dehydrated (their kidneys would probably need help later though but until then.. bottoms up!) ↗

— Bisola Akinduro

#humor

She had a voice so husky it could have pulled a dogsled, and the gun she was holding gave me a bad case of barrel envy. ↗

— Patrick Major Dallas OR

#dogs #gun #humor #husky #metaphor