#hum

Don't forget to give Neville our love!' Ginny told James as she hugged him. 'Mum! I can't give a professor love!' 'But you know Neville-' James rolled his eyes. 'Outside, yeah, but at school he's Professor Longbottom, isn't he? I can't walk into Herbology and give him love.... ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#deathly-hallows #epilogue #harry-potter #hogwarts #humor

The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated. ↗

— Mark Twain

#humor #death

How in the name of Merlin's pants have you managed to get your hands on those Horcrux books? ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#humor #death

Oh, of course," said Ron, clapping a hand to his forehead. "I forgot we'll be hunting down Voldemort in a mobile library. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#harry-potter #humor #ron-weasley #death

If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats? ↗

— H.R.H. Prince Philip

#death

I swear that woman had a previous career as a death-hunter selling tragic ballads down around the Seven Dials," said Will. "And I do wish she wouldn't sing about poisoning just after we've eaten. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#death

Yes, my tiara sets off the whole thing nicely," said Auntie Muriel in a rather carrying whisper. "But I must say, Ginevra's dress is far too low-cut." Ginny glanced round, grinning, winked at Harry, then quickly faced the front again. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#harry-potter #humor #death

Merlin’s beard. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#merlin #death

Do little pink fairies sing and dance in your world, Peabody?" "Sometimes, when it's very quiet and no one else can see. ↗

— J.D. Robb

#death

Dead. Never been that before. Not even once. ↗

— Jasper Fforde

#humor #death