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The man kisses me and I just hop right on him like he's the hottest new ride at Disneyland. ↗


— Karen Marie Moning


#humor #love #sex #humor

I mean, electric shock? Isn’t that a bit... electric shock-y? ↗


— Emmett Spain


#humor #london-city #urban-fantasy #vampire #humor

I took her outside on to a little roof terrace that looked like it never got the sun at nay time of the day r year, but there was a picnic table and a grill out there anyway. Those little grills are everywhere in England, right? To me they've come to represent the trumph of hope over circumstance, seeing as all you can do is peer at them out the window through the pissing rain. ↗


— Nick Hornby


#humor #london #humor

Tolerance is important. We should respect all other religions, and their stupid Gods! ↗


— David Tench


#humor

There was a long silence while they sat there staring at each other, a moment that was rudely interrupted by the sound of Max breaking wind. ↗


— Philip Caveney


#humor

They may well have had a backup system, but if it crashed at the same time as their main system, then that's all she wrote,' Riker said. 'Excuse mee, sir' said Data. 'That's all who wrote?' 'It's merely an expression, Mr. Data,' said Picard. 'It means that was the end of it. There was nothing they could do.' 'That's all she wrote' repeated Data. He nodded. 'Yes, I see. She, in this case, doubtless referring to the human conceptualization of Fate, writing a final chapter, as it were, and putting a period to the-' 'Please, Mr. Data,' Picard said impatiently. ↗


— Simon Hawke


#humor

He was unmistakably sipping iced tea with the hatters and the hares. ↗


— Tony Vigorito


#humor #humor

When did this fiend strike last?" Ah . . . The last report was from the Dominican Republic. That was, let me see, two nights ago." Dominican Republic! Why in the world would he go there?" Exactly what I would like to know. ↗


— Anne Rice


#humor #humor

The bloated colonel: "Now, where were we? Read me back the last line." " 'Read me back my last line.' " read back the corporal who could take shorthand. ↗


— Joseph Heller "Catch-


#humor

Stop it. This is me, remember? We've been thrown up by the same puppies. - Ossin ↗


— Robin McKinley


#puppies #humor






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