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Haruna: Rather than Yoh's appearance, I much prefer his character! Yoh: To me those are fatal words... ↗


— Kazune Kawahara


#humor #yoh #humor

I love it--I just love it. ↗


— Franklin D. Roosevelt


#laughter #president #humor

How many people have never raised their hand before? ↗


— Steve Martin


#humor

The story of how I left Huckleberry begins -- as do all worthy stories -- with a goat ↗


— John Scalzi


#sci-fi #humor

A knavish speech sleeps in a fool's ear. ↗


— William Shakespeare


#humor #ignorance #intelligence #wisdom #humor

Not only can I teach you math, I can teach you math in bed, Jordan. You know, I'll add the bed, you subtract the clothes, you divide the legs, and I'll multiply ↗


— Miranda Kenneally


#sex #humor

Miss Vesper Holly has the digestive talents of a goat and the mind of a chess master. She is familiar with half a dozen languages and can swear fluently in all of them. She understands the use of a slide rule but prefers doing calculations in her head. She does not hesitate to risk life and limb- mine as well as her own. No doubt she has other qualities as yet undiscovered. I hope not. ↗


— Lloyd Alexander


#humor #humor

The monkey didn't help matters any. He was sitting on top of the microbus, just watching the undead plunge to their end. His face appeared so serene, so intelligent, as if he truly understood the situation. I almost wanted him to turn to me and say, 'This is the turning point of the war! We've finally stopped them! We're finally safe!' But instead his little penis popped out and he peed in my face. ↗


— Max Brooks


#monkey #zombies #humor

Joy said she hadn't really understood the meaning of life until Tyffanie had come along, but now she understood it perfectly. Well, great, I felt like saying. Make sure you share the news with Plato and Kierkegaard and all those other philosophers who'd banged their heads against the wall, trying to figure things out. ↗


— Wally Lamb


#humor

It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system. ↗


— Dan C. Quayle


#humor #humor






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