#hum

This country would get along much better if people learned how to suffer in silence. ↗

— Neil Gaiman

#humor

Don't listen to writers. They're messed up - that's why they're writers! ↗

— Chocolate Waters

#writing #humor

Children in the abstract, had never appealed to me. They seemed to be loud creatures, often dripping some form of goo. ↗

— Stephenie Meyer

#humor #humor

You have the effrontery to be squeamish, it thought at him. But we were dragons. We were supposed to be cruel, cunning, heartless and terrible. But this much I can tell you, you ape – the great face pressed even closer, so that Wonse was staring into the pitiless depths of his eyes – we never burned and tortured and ripped one another apart and called it morality. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#dark-humor #dragons #morality #humor

Do you have anything to declare?' the statue asked me. 'Yes. I do have something to declare.' I said. 'I declare this is [dumb] ↗

— Rick Riordan

#humor

It's only hard until it becomes easy. ↗

— David A. Smith

#wisdom #humor

Carrie Fay always says that nothing is really horrible unless it eats away your face. ↗

— Katie MacAlister

#humor

Reading every day keeps the brain dead sickness away. ↗

— Kristy Pellegrin

#reading #humor

Oh, you know what bloggers are like, they write and write and write. I don't know why, because they're not being paid. ↗

— Jon Ronson

#psychology #psycopaths #humor

It is you!" the man exclaimed. "We thought you weren't coming for another week!" "Ashe," Sarene mumbled, "who is this lunatic and what does he want with me? ↗

— Brandon Sanderson

#humor