#hum

She doesn't know I see her every time when I look at the mirror. ↗

— Anuj Tiwari

#love #romance #love

Comedians love people to point and laugh at them, naturists don't. ↗

— Roy Station

#humor-books #love

Waar een deur sluit, opent een venster ↗

— Conny Hoogendoorn

#humor #love #love

Ryan held a strawberry milkshake in one hand, his father's ashes in the other--and hoped like hell he didn't get them mixed up. ↗

— Tina Vaughn

#love

Rivera rubbed his temples. "Satan told you to do it?" he said wearily. "No." "Elvis?" "I told you, it's supernatural. ↗

— Christopher Moore

#elvis #supernatural #love

She gave me a hard look. "No one likes a wiseass, Harry." "Are you kidding? As long as the wiseass is talking to someone else, people love 'em. ↗

— Jim Butcher

#love

Dalam gelap ku bertanya bagaimana cinta itu melihat yang nyata sedangkan mata ini tak pernah terpejam. (Maybe the eye can misjudge but love will never be wrong). ↗

— Linda

#love #love

It’s hard to trust our own decisions, but we have no options. We have to do that in order to be all right with ourselves. ↗

— Art Hochberg

#inspirational #art

Y con ánimo sombrío pensó en que aún estaba muy lejos de llegar a algo con una chica si sólo pretendía idolatrarla y después morir noblemente por ella. ↗

— Thomas Brussig

#humor #love #love

Nonsense. Everyone knows Canadians are a peaceful people.” He was laughing now. “Tell that to the White House circa 1812,” I told him. “Oh? Why?” “Because that’s the year the peace-loving Canadians burned it to the ground.” Dominick grabbed an empty bottle and jumped onto his chair. The room got silent in an instant as everyone paused to look at him. “Cheers to 1812.” He lifted his empty bottle. The whole room whooped and raised their full glasses, howling in unison. I could barely hear over the sound of my own laughter. ↗

— Sierra Dean

#dominick #humor #secret #love