#hum

But, of course, you might be asking yourself, 'Am I a feminist? I might not be. I don't know! I still don't know what it is! I'm too knackered and confused to work it out. That curtain pole really still isn't up! I don't have time to work out if I am a women's libber! There seems to be a lot to it. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?' I understand. So here is the quick way of working out if you're a feminist. Put your hand in your pants. a) Do you have a vagina? and b) Do you want to be in charge of it? If you said 'yes' to both, then congratulations! You're a feminist. ↗

— Caitlin Moran

#feminism #humor #humor

I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means. ↗

— Darynda Jones

#good-guys #humor #men #men-and-women #humor

Jordan slammed the coatrack down on the ground and sighed. "if you were a vampire, this would have been a lot more useful." "yes," said jace. "or, you know, just someone with a lot of coats. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#city-of-fallen-angels #humor #jace #humor

I am hated for loving. I am haunted for wanting. ↗

— Morrissey

#lyrics #music #humor

Sometimes I think if I had to choose between an ear of corn or making love to a woman, I'd choose the corn. ↗

— Sara Gruen

#humor

All writers should be put in a box and thrown in the sea. ↗

— Gordon B. Hinckley

#writers #writing #humor

And spare me the jokes about scoring." "Dammit, woman, you read my mind," he said. "Is there no filthy wordplay you can't forsee?" "It's my special magical power. I can read your mind when you're thinking dirty thoughts." "So, ninety-five percent of the time. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#humor #jace-lightwood #humor

I'm a poet, and I like my lies the way my mother used to make them. ↗

— Aleister Crowley

#humour #humor

I felt this awful obligation to be charming or at least have something to say, and the pressure of having to be charming (or merely verbal) incapacitates me. ↗

— Peter Cameron

#loner #social-awkwardness #humor

Pundits are always blaming TV for making people stupid, movies for desensitizing the world to violence, and rock music for making kids take drugs and kill themselves. These things should be the least of our worries. The main problem with mass media is that it makes it impossible to fall in love with any acumen of normalcy. There is no 'normal,' because everybody is being twisted by the same sources simultaneously. ↗

— Chuck Klosterman

#love #media #relationships #humor