#hum

Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them. ↗

— Noel Fielding

#humor #humor

And here's something else, another problem you might have: Suppose your prayers aren't answered. What do you say? "Well, it's God's will." "Thy Will Be Done." Fine, but if it's God's will, and He's going to do what He wants to anyway, why the fuck bother praying in the first place? Seems like a big waste of time to me! Couldn't you just skip the praying part and go right to His Will? It's all very confusing. ↗

— George Carlin

#prayer #religion #humor

And by golly, love sure was a battlefield. Benatar was right about that. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#love #humor

We were just looking at maps... ↗

— Rick Riordan

#humor #map #humor

Kitty need's a tounge bath ↗

— Jeaniene Frost

#humor #romance #vampire #humor

Alanna: All I know is that I'm to jump when I'm told and I have no free time. ↗

— Tamora Pierce

#friends #humor #humor

They desecrate Riora’s sacred temple! She will be enraged.” “Oh, gods, look at the marble. We are all beyond doomed.” “Somebody put a plant in front of it! ↗

— Kresley Cole

#humour #humor

Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched. ↗

— Mindy Kaling

#humor

See?" she heard Shane yell at the kitchen. "She doesn't stomp around like a cattle stampede!" "Bite me, Collins! No bacon for you, either! ↗

— Rachel Caine

#humor #morganville-vampires #shane-collins #humor

I’m half Italian.” “Which half?” the words were out before Tessa could stop them. Was she flirting with him? She never flirted with men. His lips curved in a slow, sexy smile that made her heart trip. “From the waist down. ↗

— Pamela Clare

#tessa-humor #humor