#hum

You can’t have everything. Where would you put it? ↗

— Steve Wright

#life #humor

Rune: "They're getting away!" Thatz: "Our Dragon Knights honor is at stake! Let's get 'em!" Rath: "'Dragon Knights honor'? Really? ↗

— Mineko Ohkami

#humor #knights #manga #humor

Aylin stepped outside before Danello could argue further. What's going on Nya's declaring war on the Duke he said. I thought we alredy did that. ↗

— Janice Hardy

#humor

Did I say stab of Self Pity? No, I was trekking through the Swamp of Self Pity at this point, waist deep in my own stinking shit. ↗

— Nicole Hamlett

#humour #humor

I want to laugh hysterically into a bucket of water, have my humor imprinted on each water molecule and then drink the funniest drink ever. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#water #humor

I don't want to seem always to be criticizing your methods of voice production, Jeeves, I said, but I must inform you that that 'Well, sir' of yours is in many respects fully as unpleasant as your 'Indeed, sir? ↗

— P.G. Wodehouse

#humor

I wish I knew then what I know now - and still had those thighs! ↗

— Rebecca Wells

#humor

Potential grabs my inner thigh Yeah, that's how close we are... ↗

— Casey Renee Kiser

#humor

If it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck, it could be a really ugly swan. ↗

— Timmothy Radman

#duck #humor #sounding-board #swan #ugly

Why don't you find out for yourself? Then you'll see the glass, hidden in the grass. ↗

— Morrissey

#life #lyrics #music #humor