#hum

I'm good for some things, bad for a lot of things. ↗

— Jackie Chan

#inspirational #humor

The name is Schitt," he replied. "Jack Schitt. ↗

— Jasper Fforde

#humor

Why don't you and I have a nice penetrating man-to-man conversation? ↗

— Sanami Matoh

#humor #humor

Nosferatu is the daddy of modern American sex. ↗

— Andrei Codrescu

#vampires #humor

Pen-bereavement is a serious matter. ↗

— Anne Fadiman

#pen #pens #writers #writing #humor

My name might be similar, but I'd never say 'Laters, baby. ↗

— Jennifer Probst

#fifty-shades-of-grey #humor #maximus-gray #humor

Jem, I ain't ever heard of a nigger snowman," I said. ↗

— Harper Lee

#humor

Shut the front door! ↗

— Jaci Burton

#vulgarity #humor

Elevate those guns a little lower. ↗

— Andrew Jackson

#humor

I refuse to have a life partner who spends his days pretending to be on a BBC show. ↗

— Lisa Lutz

#humor