#hum

Don't even think about it." "Well, when can I walk by myself?" "When you get your driver's license." "You always, always say that." Dillie scowled at him. "That's when everything happens." "It's going to be a busy day," Phin agreed. ↗

— Jennifer Crusie

#parenting #business

If it was my business, I wouldn't talk about it. It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbroker's do that, and then merely at dinner parties. ↗

— Oscar Wilde

#business #dinner-party #humor #business

this isn't so much romance as it is opportunity [victor mancini] ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#human-relationships #humor #life #love #life

It is no wonder lesbians love women. ↗

— Gilbert Sorrentino

#lesbian #romance #love

You're the one with almost an MBA," Barry, the short balding one, said to Lash. "You should know what to do." "They don't cover what to do with a dead hooker," Lash countered. "That's a whole different program. Political science, I think. ↗

— Christopher Moore

#love

Like a swan, she made no sound. ↗

— Sabrina Jeffries

#love

Rule number one, all love starts with hate ↗

— Alexander Stapelfeldt

#life #romance #love

If you don't love Jesus-go to hell! ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#love

You ride as a man, fight as a man, and you think as a man-" "I think as a human being," she retorted hotly. "Men don't think any differently from women- they just make more noise about being able to. ↗

— Tamora Pierce

#gender-stereotypes #humour #men

Oh God", Nate dropped his head down on the arm of the couch next to Si. "Has my love life really been reduced to talking to my cat about this?" Si just licked his whiskers and waited for Nate to start talking. So he did... ↗

— Erin Shaw

#silly #talking-to-animals #love