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What you experience is your reality, for the time being anyway. It's a mind-blower because, at a certain level of awareness, that's not real either. ↗


— Art Hochberg


#inspirational #art

Time does not pass - only events pass. Where do they go? Hmmmmmmm. ↗


— Art Hochberg


#inspirational #art

You have as many burdens on your shoulders as you choose to place there. ↗


— Art Hochberg


#inspirational #art

Dying is simply showing up for your time of departure – from this realm. ↗


— Art Hochberg


#inspirational #art

Why isn’t everyone praying all the time? Who cares why everyone isn’t praying all the time – you pray all the time. ↗


— Art Hochberg


#inspirational #art

How do the eyes see? I don’t think the scientists have a clue about that one. There is a science within science – that’s where the answer lies. ↗


— Art Hochberg


#inspirational #art

I won’t apologize for my past. A man is supposed to have experience.” “From all indications, you’ve acquired enough for ten men. ↗


— Lisa Kleypas


#experience

If you set up your life so that the people you need you, that's ok. If you set up your life so that you don't need anyone - then you need to be prepared for the experience of aloneness. ↗


— Art Hochberg


#inspirational #art

No thanks,” I answered, “I never take rides from strangers, thugs who've tried to kill me or people with poor personal hygiene. Congratulations, by the way, for being the first person to qualify in all three categories. ↗


— John Zakour


#sci-fi #sci-fi-humour-comedy #sci-fi

‘Foo Kyu’ is just a very unfortunate cultural coincidence." "Just think about his poor son, ‘Foo Kyu Two.’ ↗


— John Zakour


#sci-fi #sci-fi-humour-comedy #sci-fi






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