#humor

Bad artists always admire each others work. ↗

— Oscar Wilde

#humor

Las mujeres se esmeran mucho para estar bien vestidas para hombres que solo quieren verlas desnudas. ↗

— Arturo González-Campos

#español #humor #love #relaciones #relationships

Your skin is so smooth like my love towards you. ↗

— Alexander Eusebio

#love

I didn’t have any money or ID. I didn’t have a credit card. Hell, I didn’t have a business card. What would it say? 'Harry Dresden, Winter Knight, Targets Slain, No Barbecues, Waterslides, or Fireworks Displays. ↗

— Jim Butcher

#business

Who ... what are they?" "My pride and glory," Alex said fondly. "Betty and Lucy Coltrane. Best damned bouncers in the business. Though of course I'd never tell them that. Fiercer than pit bulls and cheaper to run. Married to each other. They had a dog once, but they ate it. ↗

— Simon R. Green

#business

If someone loved you -someone decent and kind that is- you had a responsibility not to trample all over her heart. And while he had no intention of hurting Emma, he knew that he could injure her just by not loving her back. Of course, maybe, he did love her back. But then again, maybe she didn't love him in the first place. She hadn't actually said as much. He couldn't very well love someone back if she didn't love him first. He could, however, love her first. And that meant that he was going to have to convince her to love him back. But the question was moot anyway because he hadn't yet decided to love her. Or had he? ↗

— Julia Quinn

#romance #love

If you look into the footnotes of the business model for Apple Computer you'll see that they actually give the computers away for free; they just charge for the inflated sense of self-worth. ↗

— Christian Lander

#humor #white-people #business

What is this cat? This it is cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is you cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is 40 cat this is sec cat read every third word :)thank you for reading ↗

— MEH

#business

If travel were so inspiring and informing a business...then the wisest men in the world would be deck hands on tramp steamers, Pullman porters, and Mormon missionaries. ↗

— Sinclair Lewis

#travel #business

You know what, Michael? I think this is the beginning of a beautiful relationship of loathing. ↗

— Meinos Kaen

#humor #science-fiction #scifi #beauty