#humor

Winning is not an option. Your goal is simply not to lose all that badly. ↗

— Mike Causey

#inspirational #inspirational

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless it is the burning bush, in that case the value of your bird just went up!! ↗

— Neil Leckman

#inspirational #inspirational

I would have grown up to be a gentleman adventurer if I were more of a gentleman. ↗

— Alex Potvin

#humor #inspirational #inspirational-humor #wit #inspirational

They didn't put two and two together. They didn't even know what they knew. I don't know what's the matter with people, they don't learn by understanding; they learn by some other way—by rote, or something. Their knowledge is so fragile! ↗

— Richard P. Feynman

#science-humor #inspirational

This world is not a playground where children at play are pampered by friendly nannies. ↗

— Wendelin Wiedeking

#inspirational #inspirational

You only get one chance to make a first impression, so don't bugger it up, you pillock! ↗

— My old gran

#inspirational

If everyone was perfect then I am pretty sure I would be perfect. ↗

— Brian Randleas

#inspirational-humor #inspirational

Forgive me for speaking frankly, but after the past quarter-hour's conversation, I am unconvinced that any of you possess the sense or sensitivity to impart the news in any respectful fashion" - Amelia ↗

— Tessa Dare

#sensitivity #forgiveness

I forgive you, but only because you said 'please.'" Smartass, I thought. Then I groaned at the instant chorus of "Please!" mixed with cries for release from Vlad's prisoners. No wonder he got so sick of the word. "I'm only merciful to one person a day," he threw over his shoulder. "As the saying goes, today isn't your day and tomorrow doesn't look good, either. ↗

— Jeaniene Frost

#humor #leila #vlad-tepesh #forgiveness

Philosophy of science is about as useful to scientists as ornithology is to birds. ↗

— Richard P. Feynman

#inspirational #science #humor