#husband

I get an abundance of e-mail every day, some say 'dear Richard, can you call my husband, he weighs 400 pounds...' or 'my 14-year-old is 200 pounds...' or 'I just got divorced, no one wants me, I am 500 pounds.' So I pick up the phone and I call people. ↗

— Richard Simmons

#am #call #day #dear #divorced

A little in drink, but at all times your faithful husband. ↗

— Richard Steele

#faithful #husband #little #times #your

I don't fight with people - like, I can barely fight with my husband because I'll just start crying instead. ↗

— Gwen Stefani

#because #crying #fight #husband #i

My priorities are always going to be my husband and my family now. That's a huge, huge thing. ↗

— Gwen Stefani

#family #going #huge #huge thing #husband

I like to make my husband like me more, and he likes it when I'm wearing makeup. ↗

— Gwen Stefani

#i #like #likes #make #makeup

I'm kind of lazy. I like to lie around with my husband and watch TV and stuff like that. ↗

— Gwen Stefani

#husband #i #kind #lazy #lie

I can definitely say the older I've got the better I've become at being a dad and a husband. ↗

— Rod Stewart

#being #better #dad #definitely #got

The doctor told Phil, my then husband, that my condition was really bad news. They had found an artery tearing and said I could die. They said they could try to patch it up but it could go horribly wrong. It all turned out okay in the end but it was touch and go. ↗

— Sharon Stone

#bad #bad news #condition #could #die

It's about a father and daughter and the daughter's friend and her relationship with her current husband. ↗

— Ismail Merchant

#current #daughter #father #friend #her

The question is, If I killed your husband, would you seek revenge, or would you send me a Thank You card? I think I know the answer, so here is my address: Jarod Kintz 12321 Karma Circle, Jax, Fl 32223.
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— Jarod Kintz

#answer #gratitude #husband #kill #mail