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She reached up to place her fingertips to his lips as she stared up at him with a warm, tender expression. "I wish you had come home to me so that I could have helped you." He pulled the cloth away from her face and stared at her for a hard second. "Had I known what was waiting for me, my lady, I would have." -Christian and Adara


Kinley MacGregor


#christian #kinley-macgregor #return-of-the-warrior #home

They were here from the beginning. They have reshaped our lives, run us from our homes. They were always here.


Nadège Richards


#bionics #dystopian-fiction #robots #the-unknown #unknown

Victorian rigidities were such that ladies were not even allowed to blow out candles in mixed company, as that required them to pucker their lips suggestively. They could not say that they were going "to bed"--that planted too stimulating an image--but merely that they were "retiring." It became effectively impossible to discuss clothing in even a clinical sense without resort to euphemisms. Trousers became "nether integuments" or simply "inexpressibles" and underwear was "linen." Women could refer among themselves to petticoats or, in hushed tones, stockings, but could mention almost nothing else that brushed bare flesh.


Bill Bryson


#modesty #underwear #victorian-era #home

He’s never going to confess, BB. Why don’t we just shoot him and go home? I’ve got an important appointment coming up.” Ingrid aka ‘Alis K’ The Informer by Steen Langstrup


Steen Langstrup


#scandinavian-mysteries #ww #home

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed.


Bill Vaughan


#army #civilian #draft #everyone #life

In a way, it's nice to know that there are Greek gods out there, because you have somebody to blame when things go wrong. For instance, when you're walking away from a bus that's just been attacked by monster hags and blown up by lightning, and it's raining on top of everything else, most people might think that's just really bad luck; when you're a half-blood, you understand that some devine force is really trying to mess up your day.


Rick Riordan


#humor #olympians #humor

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.


Mark Twain


#humor #misattributed #philosophy #theology #humor

Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.


George Bernard Shaw


#friends #humor #vegetarianism #humor

One can never had too many librarian friends.


Jennifer Chiaverini


#librarians #friendship

Erre es korakas, Blinky!" Dionysus cursed. "I will have your soul!


Rick Riordan


#humor #olympians #humor






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