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I sort of try to write everything for me. I'm a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae. I don't remember who won Super Bowls five years ago or listen to sports talk radio. I'm trying to make sure the jokes are self-contained so they're accessible to everyone. ↗


— Norm MacDonald


#ago #bowls #everyone #everything #fan

I tried to tell them about the dating process because I'm single now and how horrible it is and how many foolish experiences I had had dating. So I was really selling him hard, but the whole time he really wanted me! ↗


— Andie MacDowell


#because #dating #experiences #foolish #had

I have always adhered to two principles. The first one is to train hard and get in the best possible physical condition. The second is to forget all about the other fellow until you face him in the ring and the bell sounds for the fight. ↗


— Rocky Marciano


#adhered #always #bell #best #condition

Continuous persecution of widows and orphans is a crime. Even the Bible says there is a specific place in hell for those who oppress widows. ↗


— Imelda Marcos


#continuous #crime #even #hell #oppress

The Philippines is a terrible name, coming from Spain. Phillip II was the father of the inquisition, who I believe died of syphilis. It is my great regret that we didn't change the name of our country. ↗


— Imelda Marcos


#change #coming #country #died #father

We see things in this material world, wherein our bodies dwell, only because our mind through its attention lives in another world, only because it contemplates the beauties of the archetypal and intelligible world which Reason contains. ↗


— Nicolas Malebranche


#archetypal #attention #beauties #because #bodies

Some locations are so terrible, you can't even breathe, and you still have to act. ↗


— Jena Malone


#breathe #even #locations #some #still

Politics is the art of the possible; creativity is the art of the impossible. ↗


— Ben Okri


#creativity #impossible #politics #possible

Religion is no more possible without prayer than poetry without language, or music without atmosphere. ↗


— James Martineau


#language #more #music #poetry #possible

Forty-two years ago, I came to America from communist Cuba so I might have a better way of life, a freer way of life - a more democratic way of life. I wanted to live the American Dream where if you worked hard and put your mind to the task, anything was possible. ↗


— Mel Martinez


#america #american #american dream #anything #better






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