#ible

By the Obama administration's reasoning, it would be constitutionally permissible to make Americans purchase nearly any product (broccoli, gym membership) that improved their health and thereby contributed to lower health-care costs. ↗

— John Cornyn

#any #broccoli #care costs #constitutionally #contributed

Now the Tombs, like the name says, are so horrible that they had to close it down. Today it doesn't exist and people go in the electric chair and all that. ↗

— Gregory Corso

#close #down #electric #exist #go

I was this person with this weird last name from New York that no one had ever heard of. But my screen test I guess, according to him, was the best. So I got the part, which was incredible. ↗

— Mary Steenburgen

#best #ever #got #guess #had

Sport must be accessible to working class youth. ↗

— Pierre de Coubertin

#class #must #working #youth

I will work on Invincible until I am made to quit. ↗

— Robert Kirkman

#i #i am #invincible #made #quit

Within 10 years it will be impossible to travel to the North Pole by dog team. There will be too much open water. ↗

— Will Steger

#dog #impossible #much #north #north pole

With faith the size of a mustard seed, you can indeed move a mountain, but you can hardly be expected to garnish your sandwich. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#faith #funny #humor #mountains #mustard-seed

Some say we are responsible for those we love. Others know we are responsible for those who love us. ↗

— Nikki Giovanni

#love #others #responsible #say #some

You can't cancel my stand-up tours. It's impossible. There's too many separate bosses. There is no 'bosses.' ↗

— Louis C. K.

#cancel #impossible #many #separate #stand-up

He wanted me to learn to stand on my own feet, and to make it impossible for me to thank him. ↗

— Bob Crosby

#him #impossible #learn #make #me