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I have seen many cases like N. during the five years I've been in practice. I sometimes picture these unfortunates as men and women being pecked to death by predatory birds. The birds are invisible - at least until a psychiatrist who is good, or lucky, or both, sprays them with his version of Luminol and shines the right light on them - but they are nevertheless very real. The wonder is that so many OCDs manage to live productive lives, just the same. They work, they eat (often not enough or too much, it's true), they go to movies, they make love to their girlfriends and boyfriends, their wives and husbands . . . and all the time those birds are there, clinging to them and pecking away little bits of flesh. ↗


— Stephen King


#horror #humor #life #ocd #death

I think we have different value systems." —Arthur "Well mine's better." —Ford ↗


— Douglas Adams


#science #scifi #humor

Be easy on yourself. Have fun. Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who doesn’t make you feel good, kick them to the curb. And the earlier you start in your life the better. The minute anybody makes you feel weird and non-included or not supported, you know, either beat it or tell them to beat it. ↗


— Amy Poehler


#comedy #fun #humor #life #positive

My boss is like an angry bear with a sore head and poison ivy up his ass. ↗


— E.L. James


#fifty-shades-darker #humor #humor

But there are things I want to do before I die, a whole list that I know I probably won't get to, but I'm sure as hell going to try. ↗


— Julie Kagawa


#life #humor

Don’t think about it. Don’t think about what could have been. It’s too unbearable. ↗


— Sophie Kinsella


#humor #life #humor

They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines." "Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce." "We need more special effects and dance numbers. ↗


— Bill Watterson


#life #life-philosophy #humor

Who do readers expect to see when they pick up this book? Who has won the Most Troubled Romantic Lead at the BookWorld Awards seventy-seven times in a row? Me. All me. ↗


— Jasper Fforde


#humor #wuthering-heights #humor

You can share in my joy, but I don’t want to share my misery. No, I want to give away my misery. Go ahead, take it all.
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— Jarod Kintz


#humor #joy #miserable #misery #selfish

Smartass Disciple: Why we shouldn’t judge others? Master of Stupidity: Don’t! Unless you are paid for it. ↗


— Toba Beta


#judge #life #paid #truth #humor






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