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My films are motivated by a keen interest in highlighting issues that affect marginalized populations who are caught in difficult circumstances. ↗


— Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy


#caught #circumstances #difficult #difficult circumstances #films

The young boys I speak with say to me: Why would I want to live in this world - where they rely on charity, dry pieces of bread and water, where they are subjected to harsh treatment, when they can be free and be the envy of their colleagues in the afterlife. They are only too eager to sign on the dotted line and join the ranks of the Taliban. ↗


— Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy


#bread #charity #colleagues #dotted #dry

A book is a gift you can open again and again. ↗


— Garrison Keillor


#book #gift #open #you

Working in any country where you want to talk about the kind of issues that other people don't want to talk about is difficult. ↗


— Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy


#any #country #difficult #issues #kind

Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system, calling it disastrous. Arnold says California's schools are so bad that its graduates are willing to vote for me. ↗


— Conan O'Brien


#arnold #arnold schwarzenegger #bad #california #calling

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice. ↗


— Conan O'Brien


#juice #kind #lemons #life #make

Michael Jackson was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. It caused quite a controversy, because his nose isn't eligible for another fifteen years. ↗


— Conan O'Brien


#because #caused #controversy #eligible #fame

There are few things more liberating in this life than having your worst fear realized. ↗


— Conan O'Brien


#few #few things #having #liberating #life

Officials at the White House are saying that President Bush hasn't changed his schedule much since the war started. The main difference, they say, is that he's started watching the news and taping Sponge Bob. ↗


— Conan O'Brien


#bush #changed #difference #hasn #his

The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, 'Why didn't you do that when you were on television?' ↗


— Conan O'Brien


#being funny #funny #life #nightmare #parties






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