#if

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#car #drive #me #sex #she

If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#life #sex

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#coming home #door #home #just #me

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#i #met #then #were #wife

We are mortals all, human and nonhuman, bound in one fellowship of love and travail. No one escapes the fate of death. But we can, with caring, make our good-byes less tormented. If we broaden the circle of our compassion, life can be less cruel. ↗

— Gary Kowalski

#compassion #death #life #death

Any accolades that anybody puts toward this band really makes me feel good, because I have devoted such a big part of my life to this band, making it what I want it to be. ↗

— Charlie Daniels

#any #anybody #band #because #big

I love the theater, but if I had to choose, I would choose a film at this time in my life. Something meaty, to sink my teeth into. ↗

— Jeff Daniels

#film #had #i #i love #into

There is no rank in sacrifice. ↗

— Josephus Daniels

#sacrifice

After convincing myself that was maybe you should at least help out your neighborhood, I really started to think about it later on in life. ↗

— Rick Danko

#after #convincing #help #i #later

My first payback to society in life, was The Dolphin Project. ↗