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Because homecoming came first, and there was the homecoming court. The five guys on homecoming court were disqualified from being in the prom court. So being prom king was being sixth most popular. ↗


— Andy Richter


#being #came #court #disqualified #first

I was prom king. Which is actually saying I was the sixth most popular, because the five who were on homecoming were automatically disqualified from prom, so of course I have to look at it that way. ↗


— Andy Richter


#automatically #because #course #disqualified #five

If somebody's looking at pictures of naked people and you go, 'Oh I don't want to see that,' you're lying. Cause naked people are always interesting. Always. Whether they're beautiful, or naked or 500 pounds. ↗


— Andy Richter


#beautiful #cause #go #i #interesting

It's funny, because 'Arrested Development' is tied to Andy Richter in a few different ways. For me personally, after I did Andy Richter, one of the next things I did was a show called 'Quintuplets' for a season for Fox, and this was while 'Arrested Development' was on. I used to go over and hang out on their set. ↗


— Andy Richter


#andy #arrested #arrested development #because #called

For example, some stars put out large amounts of energy in the infrared part of the spectrum, so that this can produce a different relative magnitude rating than using light energy from the middle of the spectrum. ↗


— Charles Francis Richter


#energy #example #for example #infrared #large

I repeatedly have to correct this belief. In a sense, magnitude involves steps of 10 because every increase of one magnitude represents a tenfold amplification of the ground motion. But there is no 'scale of 10' in the sense of an upper limit. ↗


— Charles Francis Richter


#because #belief #correct #every #ground

This is very similar to astronomy where different magnitudes are assigned to the brightness of an astronomical object, depending on the range of wavelengths being measured. ↗


— Charles Francis Richter


#astronomical #astronomy #being #brightness #depending

Life will not break your heart. It'll crush it. ↗


— Henry Rollins


#crush #heart #life #will #your

Now I am within thirty yards of him. He must fall. The gun pours out its stream of lead. Then it jams. Then it reopens fire. That jam almost saved his life. ↗


— Manfred von Richthofen


#am #fall #fire #gun #him

And to turn it into rap wasn't too difficult besides just rhymin' the last words of each line. ↗


— Slick Rick


#difficult #each #into #just #last






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