#ife

All my life, it's been the same with men. Being a woman who is famous and adored by men is very hard for any boyfriend to handle. All my boyfriends end up insecure. ↗

— Samantha Fox

#any #been #being #boyfriend #end

As a kid, I dreamed of being a pop star, a glamorous woman and traveling the world. And I've done that all my life. ↗

— Samantha Fox

#done #dreamed #glamorous #i #kid

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#doing #find #going #hate #life

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#goal #lifetime #may #own #redneck

For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#ever #experiences #family #first #first time

It's funny. No matter how hard you try, you can't close your heart forever. And the minute you open it up, you never know what's going to come in. But when it does, you just have to go for it! Because if you don't, there's not point in being here. ↗

— Kirstie Alley

#chances #close #comedic #eternity #existance

I really don't require a whole lot in life. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#life #lot #really #require #whole

My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#am #analytical #bad #daddy #effort

Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#her #i #lately #looks #married

The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#bit #excited #fife #gets #goes