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I keep turning over new leaves, and spoiling them, as I used to spoil my copybooks; and I make so many beginnings there never will be an end. (Jo March)


Louisa May Alcott


#beginnings #end #fresh-start #new-leaf #start-over

Some people seemed to get all sunshine, and some all shadow…


Louisa May Alcott


#louisa-may-alcott #shadow #sunshine #louisa-may-alcott

She preferred imaginary heroes to real ones, because when tired of them, the former could be shut up in the tin kitchen till called for, and the latter were less manageable.


Louisa May Alcott


#imaginary #real #relationships #louisa-may-alcott

Falling in love is painful on the knees.


Jon Bon Jovi


#love #pain #humor

Your face will freeze like that, you know, Kat," Raffin said helpfully to Katsa. "Maybe I should rearrange your face, Raff," said Katsa. "I should like smaller ears," Raffin offered. "Prince Raffin has nice, handsome ears," Helda said, not looking up from her knitting. "As will his children. Your children will have no ears at all, My Lady," she said sternly to Katsa. Katsa stared back at her, flabbergasted. "I believe it's more that her ears won't have children," began Raffin, "which, you'll agree, sounds much less—


Kristin Cashore


#helda #humor #katsa #raffin #humor

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.


Yogi Berra


#theory #think #humor

Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.


P.G. Wodehouse


#humor #lack-of-feeling #love #lovelessness #marriage

If you didn't grow up like I did then you don't know, and if you don't know it's probably better you don't judge.


Junot Díaz


#growing-up #humor #judgment #knowing #experience

I'm a happy person. If you want to be around me, you can either choose to be happy too, or follow the signs to the nearest exit!


Sharon Swan


#funny #happiness #happy #humor #funny

To ugly ducklings everywhere, Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons: They'll never get to be swans


Zoë Marriott


#cool #cute #funny #humor-inspirational #humorous






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