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He was the kind of boy any young girl should date while she's still able to recover. ↗


— Chuck Palahniuk


#girl #rant #dating

I never date anyone my cat doesn’t like,” Magnus said easily, and stood up. “So let’s say Friday night? ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#dating

Because yeah, females could be vanity hounds and most preferred their dates to have hair. Black, blond, red, it didn't matter, as long as the locks were thick and lustrous. And here was a news flash for little Miss Giggles: when he allowed his to grow, it was dark brown, nearly jet, with hints of gold and worthy of a fucking lion. Not that he was feeling defensive or anything. ↗


— Gena Showalter


#dating

It's all eggs and milk in here, and those have expiration dates, so. ↗


— Terra Elan McVoy


#women #dating

My mother drove back to the intersection. "Who are you dating?" "Don't ask," I said. I wasn't dating anyone. I was fornicating with Batman. ↗


— Janet Evanovich


#dating

In another telling anomaly of the meat-grinding business, many of the larger slaughterhouses will sell their product only to grinders who agree to not test their product for E. coli contamination--until after it's run through a grinder with a whole bunch of other meat from other sources...It's like demanding of a date that she have unprotected sex with four or five other guys immediately before sleeping with you--just so she can't point the finger directly at you should she later test positive for clap. ↗


— Anthony Bourdain


#food-regulation #humor #business

It is the same way with dating. The time you are most prepared for dating is when you don't need anyone to complete you, fulfill you, or instill in you a sense of worth or purpose. ↗


— Myles Munroe


#purpose #relationships #dating

INCEST, n. In many parts of the Bible Belt, the most popular form of dating ↗


— Charles Bufe


#dating

Friendship is not a gift, but is the result of hard work. ↗


— Myles Munroe


#dating

Her mother was a Rutherford. The family came over in the ark, and were connected by marriage with Henry the VIII. On her father's side they date back further than Adam. On the topmost branches of her family tree there's a superior breed of monkeys with very fine silky hair and extra long tails. ↗


— Jean Webster


#humor #dating






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