#in

We have increasingly fewer and fewer journalists who have any military experience and understand what life is like in the military and in combat. ↗

— Jim Lehrer

#combat #experience #fewer #increasingly #journalists

Well, to tell you truth, I have learned a long time ago that the trick when doing a debate, any kind of debate, is to just turn off the judgment switch in my head. ↗

— Jim Lehrer

#any #debate #doing #head #i

Bad weather always looks worse through a window. ↗

— Tom Lehrer

#bad #bad weather #looks #through #weather

Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play? ↗

— Tom Lehrer

#did #enjoy #how #lincoln #mrs

On my income tax 1040 it says "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. ↗

— Tom Lehrer

#away #blind #box #check #i

Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your . ↗

— Tom Lehrer

#decimal #just #like #use #you

I figure I wrote 37 songs in 20 years, and that's not exactly a full-time job. It wasn't that I was writing and writing and writing and quit. Every now and then I wrote something, and every now and then I didn't. The second just outnumbered the first. ↗

— Tom Lehrer

#exactly #figure #first #full-time #full-time job

If this whole acting thing doesn't work out, I'll just get a talk show. ↗

— Rachael Leigh

#get #i #just #out #show

Sorrow is held the eldest child of sin. ↗

— John Webster

#eldest #held #sin #sorrow

Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you. ↗

— Tom Lehrer

#be prepared #careful #deeds #good #good deeds