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We have increasingly fewer and fewer journalists who have any military experience and understand what life is like in the military and in combat.


Jim Lehrer


#combat #experience #fewer #increasingly #journalists

Well, to tell you truth, I have learned a long time ago that the trick when doing a debate, any kind of debate, is to just turn off the judgment switch in my head.


Jim Lehrer


#any #debate #doing #head #i

Bad weather always looks worse through a window.


Tom Lehrer


#bad #bad weather #looks #through #weather

Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?


Tom Lehrer


#did #enjoy #how #lincoln #mrs

On my income tax 1040 it says "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.


Tom Lehrer


#away #blind #box #check #i

Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your .


Tom Lehrer


#decimal #just #like #use #you

I figure I wrote 37 songs in 20 years, and that's not exactly a full-time job. It wasn't that I was writing and writing and writing and quit. Every now and then I wrote something, and every now and then I didn't. The second just outnumbered the first.


Tom Lehrer


#exactly #figure #first #full-time #full-time job

If this whole acting thing doesn't work out, I'll just get a talk show.


Rachael Leigh


#get #i #just #out #show

Sorrow is held the eldest child of sin.


John Webster


#eldest #held #sin #sorrow

Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.


Tom Lehrer


#be prepared #careful #deeds #good #good deeds






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