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Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!


Warren Ellis


#drinking #humor #humor

Sometimes I think it is a great mistake to have matter that can think and feel. It complains so. By the same token, though, I suppose that boulders and mountains and moons could be accused of being a little too phlegmatic.


Kurt Vonnegut


#thinking #humor

Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I'll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home.


Chelsea Handler


#humor #humor

The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.


Douglas Adams


#drinking #humor #humor

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.


W.C. Fields


#drinking #humor #humor

You're incredible. I can feel your power and it's more than anything I...Violet," he swallowed, watching me in awe. "It's like...It's like you're as powerful as an angel." -Lincoln


Jessica Shirvington


#jessica-shirvington #lincoln #link #love #soulmates

In matters of the heart as well, a certain level of negativity and suspicion is universally recommended. You may try to project a thoroughly positive outlook in order to attract a potential boyfriend, but you are also advised to Google him.


Barbara Ehrenreich


#positive-thinking #love

You've become my friend, and I love you." It was right and true and that made saying it easy. She heard the surprise in the intake of his breath. "And I, you, Helen. I think I've loved you since the moment you first stood on my doorstep." He paused. "But now, I really must insist that you sleep. My love will still be here when you wake up.


Michelle Zink


#griffin #griffin-and-helen #griffin-channing #helen #helen-cartwright

…Weren’t you always distracted by expectation, as if every event announced a beloved? (Where can you find a place to keep her, with all the huge strange thoughts inside you going and coming and often staying all night.)…


Rainer Maria Rilke


#expectation #love #thinking #love

In the world of Big Macks Starbucks coffee and oversized SUVS it was business as usual snort and go


Saira Viola


#drink-tight #music #business






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