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Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I am the king of the pen. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#disillusion #go #here #i #i am

It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#cocky #dangerous #hands #know #people

I didn't think any amount of money was worth something that would take away what you believed in or what you stood for. I didn't want to do something my parents and daughter couldn't be proud of. ↗

— Tippi Hedren

#any #away #believed #daughter #i

In fact, I think I have had a ghost in my house. Although not active lately, unexplainable things would happen and the kitties were particularly sensitive - especially, Marlon Brando... the cat not the man. ↗

— Tippi Hedren

#although #brando #cat #especially #fact

One lion thinks it's just hilarious to tackle us. He's very funny about it... and we always know when it will happen. ↗

— Tippi Hedren

#always #funny #happen #hilarious #just

So I think it is common knowledge that Hitchcock had fantasies or whatever you want to call them about his leading ladies. ↗

— Tippi Hedren

#call #common #common knowledge #fantasies #had

I think that I always loved being the centre of attention! ↗

— Katherine Heigl

#attention #being #centre #i #i always

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. ↗

— Christie Hefner

#about #financial #i #measurement #success

I defend the right of almost everything to be published... because I think that you're better off in trusting the marketplace than allowing other people to make that decision. ↗

— Christie Hefner

#almost #because #better #better off #decision

My mother thinks I could have even run a larger company. ↗

— Christie Hefner

#company #could #even #i #larger