#inspirational

Laughter is the hand of God on the shoulder of a troubled world. ↗

— Grady Nutt

#inspirational #philosophy #humor

I visualized myself pulling on my mental thinking cap, jamming it down around my ears as I had taught myself to do. It was a tall, conical wizard's model, covered with chemical equations and formulae: a cornucopia of ideas. ↗

— Alan Bradley

#inspirational #intelligence #humor

When the world has once begun to use us ill, it afterwards continues the same treatment with less scruple or ceremony, as men do to a whore. ↗

— Jonathan Swift

#inspirational #life #satire #humor

I'd like to show you who's the boss, but I'm afraid it would only confirm that you are. ↗

— Jane Seabrook

#inspirational #humor

If you can't impress them with your personality, baffle them with your bullsh** ↗

— Grandpa

#humor

Be careful what you wear to bed, because you never know where you might wake up. ↗

— Ridley Pearson

#humorous #inspirational #keepers #humor

Answers based in truth are the foundation of wisdom. ↗

— Jayce O'Neal

#faith #inspirational #jayce #faith

People will always give you advice, it is you who should decide either to try them or live with them. ↗

— Santosh Kalwar

#inspirational

When you become the image of your own imagination, it's the most powerful thing you could ever do. ↗

— RuPaul

#destiny #identity #imagination #inspirational #power

It is the good who do not sleep. ↗

— Brad Leithauser

#inspirational