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I invented the cordless extension cord. ↗

— Steven Wright

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If God hadn't meant for us to eat sugar, he wouldn't have invented dentists. ↗

— Ralph Nader

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Ping-pong was invented on the dining tables of England in the 19th century, and it was called Wiff-waff! And there, I think, you have the difference between us and the rest of the world. Other nations, the French, looked at a dining table and saw an opportunity to have dinner; we looked at it an saw an opportunity to play Wiff-waff. ↗

— Boris Johnson

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Words must surely be counted among the most powerful drugs man ever invented. ↗

— Leo Rosten

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Ya know, I always admired Ray Kroc, the man who invented McDonald's. Ray had a vision of the most commonplace thing - a hamburger and fries to go - but to him it was just the greatest thing ever, and he was going to make it the greatest thing ever for everybody else, and he did. ↗

— David Lee Roth

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That's the kind of movie that I like to make, where there is an invented reality and the audience is going to go someplace where hopefully they've never been before. The details, that's what the world is made of. ↗

— Wes Anderson

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If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check. ↗

— Dan Quayle

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Triple tonguing? It was sort of invented. It wasn't in the script. It was something that I came up with. ↗

— Famke Janssen

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