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I had a dream about you last night... shortly after I woke up screaming in terror. ↗


— Amy Summers


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you where you were an economic hero. So is the real life you like the dream you? Answer this question: If Paul Krugman and Ben Bernanke were about to die, and they only had 59 seconds left, and you could only save one, would you take a minute to think it over?

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— Jarod Kintz


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you. We were in a band. I was the lead singer, guitar player, saxophonist, harpist, violinist, bassist, cellist, harmonica player, pianist, and drummer. Oh, and I played the trumpet. And you, you had the important role—you played air guitar. I feel this dream accurately reflects me as an unselfish person, willing to stand in the shade so someone else might enjoy the spotlight and get all the glory. 
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— Jarod Kintz


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs. ↗


— Amy Summers


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night... You tried to propose with a digital ceramic heater. ↗


— Amy Summers


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night.. You thought you were a candy vampire, you were standing in the sun screaming 'I'm melting. ↗


— Nicole McKay


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

...in my wildest, most indulgent dreams, we only hear about sexual assault & abuse in history books. ↗


— Lisa Factora-Borchers


#future #history #sexual-abuse #sexual-assault #visions-of-justice

He ran his fingers over the moist ends of her hair and across her face. Her eyes were wet. Jesus Christ. How many nights had he heard Lily crying. As some parents sleep through fire, thunderstorms, and voices at the back door only to wake at a child’s whisper, so Everett heard Lily crying at night. Her muffled sobs seemed to have broken his dreams for years. He had heard her even at Fort Lewis, even in Georgia, finally at Bliss. That was Lily crying in the wings whenever the priest came to tear up his mother’s grave. Lily cried in the twilight field where he picked wild poppies with Martha; Lily’s was the cry he heard those nights the kiln burned, the levee broke, the ranch went to nothing. ↗


— Joan Didion


#relationships #dreams

How deep congenital sex-inversion roots may be gathered from the fact that the pleasure-dream of the male Urning has to do with male persons, and of the female with females. ↗


— Richard von Krafft-Ebing


#gay-men #homosexuality #lesbians #nocturnal-emissions #dreams

People can have their opinions about everything in the world, but people's opinions end where the tip of my nose begins. Your opinions of others can only go so far as to where their own shoreline is. The world is for your taking, but other people are not. One is only allowed to have an opinion of me, if that person is done educating him/herself on everything about me. Before people educate themselves on everything about you, they're not allowed to open their venomous mouthes and have an opinion about you. ↗


— C. JoyBell C.


#life #life-and-living #living #living-life #opinions






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