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Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall take flack from both sides."- Unofficial UN Motto


Robert Lynn Asprin


#diplomacy #humor #motto #humor

either love me or leave me alone." — jay-z


Jay-Z


#humor

You want him praising the Lord in the morning, you put a smile on his face tonight.


Mark Gungor


#relationships #humor

I am sorry the only outlet for her troubled mind was in clumsy foreplay with an inadequate partner." He threw the rest of her sandwich at the swinging door as she passed through it.


Jennifer Armintrout


#insults #men-and-women #relationships #humor

You‟re my mate. Think you can handle that?” It was hard to speak with her heart bursting open. “Think you can handle me?” “So long as you're gentle with me.”" Emmett to Ria - Whisper of sin


Nalini Singh


#love #nalini-singh #humor

I thought about the difference between a mama's girl and a daddy's girl. I decided that a daughter who belongs to her daddy expects gifts, while a daughter who belongs to her mama expects a lot more. Not from her mama. From herself.


Victoria Bond


#wisdom #humor

I suffer for birds and fireflies but not frogs, she said, and threw him across the room. Kaboom! Like a genie out of a samovar, a handsome prince arose in the corner of the bedroom.


Anne Sexton


#humor

An English traveller relates how he lived upon intimate terms with a tiger; he had reared it and used to play with it, but always kept a loaded pistol on the table.


Stendhal


#companionship #humor #trust #humor

You love the bitch from hell? Well then, you must be nuts.


Sophie Kinsella


#humor

Hi honey, I’m home! Take your pants off!” Wesley announced. He kissed my cheek as he passed me and put his lunch container in the sink.


J.M. Colail


#humor #lgbt #relationship #sex #humor






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