#jail

Given the way his night had been going so far, he didn't have time to go to jail. ↗

— Christine Warren

#walker #werewolves #werewolves

We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. ↗

— Dave Barry

#because #citizens #cooperate #duty #feel

You feel like a prisoner if you don't create. You're jailed up inside of yourself. ↗

— Edie Brickell

#feel #inside #jailed #like #prisoner

If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence. ↗

— Charles Bukowski

#get #jail #know #sentence #want

I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there. ↗

— Charles Bukowski

#got #i #jail #kind #like

I love what I do. I love to capture the guy. I love to tell the victim 'Don't worry anymore. They're in jail.' And this is my way to heaven. This is my way to contribute to America what I know how to do best, and that's chase down the predator. ↗

— Duane Chapman

#anymore #best #capture #chase #contribute

The people who were honored in the Bible were the false prophets. It was the ones we call the prophets who were jailed and driven into the desert. ↗

— Noam Chomsky

#call #desert #driven #false #honored

Jail was probably the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me. ↗

— Tommy Chong

#exciting #exciting thing #happened #jail #me

If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail! ↗

— Kurt Cobain

#illegal #jail #rock #rock and roll #roll

Tom DeLay ought to go back to Houston where he can serve his jail sentence. ↗

— Howard Dean

#delay #go #his #houston #jail