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You must learn to talk clearly. The jargon of scientific terminology which rolls off your tongues is mental garbage.


Martin H. Fischer


#garbage #jargon #learn #mental #must

It is not secret here in Congress we have not had the discipline in many instances to keep our hands out of the cookie jar of Social Security. Now to stop this I propose that in the future that Congress cannot get its hands on the money in the first place.


Jeff Miller


#congress #cookie #discipline #first #future

I can't help feeling possessive over you Layla. You're the most valuable thing in my life and I won't share you with anyone, ever


Marie Coulson


#layla-jennings #life

While Leo fussed over his helm controls, Hazel and Frank relayed the story of the fish-centaurs and their training camp. 'Incredible,' Jason said. 'These are really good brownies.' 'That's your only comment?' Piper demanded. He looked surprised. 'What? I heard the story. Fish-centaurs. Merpeople. Letter of intro to the Tiber River god. Got it. But these brownies--' 'I know,' Frank said, his mouth full. 'Try them with Ester's peach preserves.' 'That,' Hazel said, 'is incredibly disgusting.' 'Pass me the jar, man,' Jason said. Hazel and Piper exchanged a look of total exasperation. Boys.


Rick Riordan


#brownies #eating #esther #food #incredibly-disgusting

I need more than anything right now what is, of course, most impossible, someone to love me, to be with me at night when I wake up in shuddering horror and fear of the cement tunnels leading down to the shock room, to comfort me with an assurance that no psychiatrist can quite manage to convey.


Sylvia Plath


#fear #hope #love #sylvia-plath #the-bell-jar

Dejardins was so stunned, he momentarily forgot how to speak English. "Ce n'est pas possible. On ne pourrait pas-


Rick Riordan


#humor #sadie #humor

I wish," I said. "I could save orgasms in a jar for when I need them, because I think I have a few extra.


Charlaine Harris


#jars #orgasm-orgasms #sex #wish #humor

He punched me in the face," Ash said, who understandably did not seem to find the situation humorous at all. "And then he yelled at me for sleeping with our personal trainer!" "I was told breakup scenes were a good way to distract people," Jared said with beautiful simplicity. "Ash looked so surprised," Holly said. "He had no idea what was going on. He said, 'I didn't sleep with our personal trainer! We don't even have a personal trainer!'" Angela and Holly giggled. Ash held the back of his hand to his bleeding mouth and glared. Jared was still grinning like a maniac. "In that case," he told Ash solemnly, "I will consider taking you back.


Sarah Rees Brennan


#ash #break-ups #cousins #distractions #holly

The cleanest civilization I’ve ever seen…and the number one thing you pack for a wedding is a jar of dirt?


M.A. George


#paranormal-romance #sarcastic-humor #wedding-traditions #humor

His desperation and misery swept her up like a storm capturing the sea. She turned her mind to even these feelings, because they were his, like his terrified rage in the lift when they had first met, being wrapped in his arms in the cold well, being dazzled by his wonder at the woods and her home and her. Like being a child, awareness of him the morning chorus that woke her and the lullaby that sent her to sleep, his thoughts always her first and last song. I love you, Kami told him, and cut.


Sarah Rees Brennan


#kami-glass #love






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