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#jar

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The soul should always stand ajar, ready to welcome the ecstatic experience.


Emily Dickinson


#always #ecstatic #experience #ready #should

I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf.


Robert Bloch


#heart #i #jar #keep #shelf

Usually you're in movies with a lot of dissolves and things, but this was kind of quick, more jarring than usual. I thought it would be fun to be in a movie that's unconventional. Then I met Guy and I liked him. I think he's a good man.


Dennis Farina


#dissolves #fun #good #good man #guy

We stole a box of honey jars one time and went out in the woods and took care of the whole box. I don't think I touched honey again for 20 years. I never wanted to see honey again.


Quincy Jones


#box #care #honey #i #jars

The sterile, arid environment created by truly jarring and discordant signage and gargantuan billboards is a turnoff.


Jonathan Katz


#billboards #created #discordant #environment #jarring

There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.


Christopher Walken


#between #connection #dangerous #disconcerting #funny

The letters of my name are scrambled like eggs. They should be sunny side up, like Dark Jar Tin Zoo.



Jarod Kintz


#dark-jar-tin-zoo #eggs #food #funny #humor

Jared was completely gone now, holding his stomach and laughing so hard that tears were running down his face. Matt turned on him and snapped, "It's not funny," which only made Jared laugh harder. "Any of you guys strict about top or bottom?" Angelo asked, "'Cause if so, you'll screw it all up-" "Literally," Cole said. "And we'll have to start all over." Angelo turned to Matt. "If you got a strong preference you better say so now." "Lay it all out, so to speak," Cole said. "On the table." Angelo said. "For all to see." "Zach does like to watch," Angelo said, winking at me, and I was relieved that with the direction the conversation was going, nobody took him seriously. "Then it's settled!" Cole said. "Who's going where with whom first? Zach, I think you're up." He winked at me. "Or you soon will be." "Oh dear God," Mat moaned, hanging his head. "I knew I shouldn't have come." "Don't worry about it a bit," Cole said. "I'm sure Zach can coax at least one more out of you." Jared laughed so hard, I was amazed he managed to stay in his chair.


Marie Sexton


#cole #funny #gay #jared #jon

I will live this day as if it is my last. …I will waste not a moment mourning yesterday’s misfortunes, Yesterday’s defeats, yesterday’s aches of the heart, for why should I throw good after bad?” I will live this day as if it is my last. This day is all I have and these hours are now my eternity. I greet this sunrise with cries of joy as a prisoner who is reprieved from death. I lift mine arms with thanks for this priceless gift of a new day. So too, I will beat upon my heart with gratitude as I consider all who greeted yesterday’s sunrise who are no longer with the living today. I am indeed a fortunate man and today’s hours are but a bonus, undeserved. Why have I been allowed to live this extra day when others, far better than I, have departed? Is it that they have accomplished their purpose while mine is yet to be achieved? Is this another opportunity for me to become the man I know I can be?


Og Mandino


#death

Every time you walk into church, the first thing you see is a man on a cross. He died to save us-not to give us everything we want-to save us. That's what's so hard to understand. It's not about him answering your prayers-it's about you being like him not matter what happens on this Earth. 'Thy will be done.' There will always be sadness and pain.


Jack Mayer


#life-in-a-jar #life






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