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You have to look at Jews like Bina Gelbfish, to explain the wide range and persistence of the race. Jews who carry their homes in an old cowhide bag, on the back of a camel, in the bubble of air at the center of their brains. Jews who land on their feet, hit the ground running, ride out the vicissitudes, and make the best of what falls to hand, from Egypt to Babylon, from Minsk Gubernya to the district of Sitka. Methodological, organised, persistent, resourceful, prepared... A mere re-drawing of borders, a change in governments, those things can never faze a Jewess with a good supply of hand wipes in her bag.


Michael Chabon


#judaism #change

His moods changed minute to minute, and Jan could change him quicker than anyone. The more he loved her the more mixed up he got. He was such a beautiful man, but so unstable.


David Ritz


#hate #instability #jewel-price #love #marvin-gaye

The valet blanched at the thought of four hours in a carriage. "I've sent for Dr. Fansher." As if that would shorten their errand. He gave McNaught an even look. "I never told you not to." McNaught lifted the curtain and peered out the window, letting in the pale light of dawn. He settled back on the seat. "At least there's decent inns in Carlisle." Frowning, he said, "I wish you'd told me, my Lord. I'd have packed a change of clothes." "We're not staying the night." "But we'll be the entire day on the road. Dr. Fansher would never approve of this." "With Andrew's horses, I expect we'll make good time." McNaught shook his head. "Worse than a cat after a mouse when you've got an idea in your head, you are." "My one virtue." "Small consolation when both man and mouse are dead." "So long as you bury us both at sea, I don't give a damn.


Carolyn Jewel


#mcnaught #sebastian #the-spare #change

Goldstone has done terrible damage to the cause of truth and justice and the rule of law. He has poisoned Jewish-Palestinian relations, undermined the courageous work of Israeli dissenters and—most unforgivably—increased the risk of another merciless IDF assault.


Norman G. Finkelstein


#dissent #gaza-war #goldstone-commission #human-rights #israel

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.


Amy Sedaris


#affairs #dating #jewelry #life #love

...British appeasement of the Palestinian Arabs led directly to the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Jews [in the Holocaust] who might otherwise have found refuge in Palestine.


Sol Stern


#israel #jewish #middle-east #political #death

Jewish vampires: Starve me to death? Seriously? Then what?


Tasha Turner


#jewish-vampire #vampire #death

Do you know, the only people I can have a conversation with are the Jews? At least when they quote scripture at you they are not merely repeating something some priest has babbled in their ear. They have the great merit of disagreeing with nearly everything I say. In fact, they disagree with almost everything they say themselves. And most importantly, they don't think that shouting strengthens their argument.


Iain Pears


#blind-faith #disagreement #discussion #doctrine #faith

My grandmother was a Jewish juggler: she used to worry about six things at once.


Richard Lewis


#grandmother #jewish #juggler #once #she

The only reason for this treatment was that they were Jews.


Muriel Knox Doherty


#holocaust #jews #wwii #experience






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