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Being dead wasn't supposed to hurt. Where was the fairness in that? If I was dead, the least the universe could do was make it painless


Kiersten White


#funny #kiersten-white #paranormalcy #funny

There are no crowds out there demanding to see smoking scenes in movies.


Joe Eszterhas


#demanding #movies #out #scenes #see

Nothing is funnier than unhappiness.


Samuel Beckett


#endgame #funny #unhappiness-nothing #funny

Kate's Speciality: Killing things, with much bloodshed. Talking trash, infuriating authority. Driving Beast Lord crazy.


Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews-website #kate-daniels #magic-bleeds #funny

He and the girl had almost nothing to say to each other. One thing he did say was, 'I ain't got any tattoo on my back.' 'What you got on it?' the girl said. 'My shirt,' Parker said. 'Haw.' 'Haw, haw,' the girl said politely.


Flannery O'Connor


#parkers-back #funny

The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg my friends to treat me that well.


Jarod Kintz


#blindfolded #car #friends #friendship #funny

Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!


Rick Riordan


#funny #hilarious #humor #laugh-out-loud #name-badge

You knocked the door down." Disbelief rang in his matter-of-fact tone. "I know," she answered,unable to say anything else. Unable to look away from his body. "But it's solid oak." "I know." She felt the solid oak beneath her and a little shocked that she'd done it, too. If it mattered at all, her shoulder felt a little bruised. And it was the slight pain that brought some reality back into the moment. "You don't have any clothes on." Oh, God, did she really say that?


C.C. Hunter


#funny #kylie #shadow-falls #funny

Most fools drink after one another, from a thinking cup that is empty. But I only drink after people whose cups are filled with a fluid to fascination ratio of nearly 1:1.


Jarod Kintz


#fascination #funny #thinking #funny

The funny thing about stop signs is that they're also start signs.


Maureen Johnson


#the-key-to-the-golden-firebird #funny






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