#k

The models for me were more the folk-rock singers of the '60s and '70s. ↗

— Carly Simon

#me #models #more #singers #were

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? ↗

— Jessica Simpson

#camping #louis #taking #weird

And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school. ↗

— Sarah Silverman

#back #before #change #cut #dad

But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough. ↗

— Sarah Silverman

#enough #fun #funny #i #i think

I can't believe how much time has passed. The first time I did stand-up I was 17, and I was really a stand-up once I was 19 in New York, and now I'm 41, and I still feel like I haven't found myself onstage. ↗

— Sarah Silverman

#did #feel #first #first time #found

I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games. ↗

— Sarah Silverman

#basketball #enjoy #games #i #last

I just think of myself as a comedian, really. ↗

— Sarah Silverman

#i #just #myself #really #think

I like my life alone. ↗

— Sarah Silverman

#i #life #like #my life

I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices. ↗

— Sarah Silverman

#choices #find #friends #hard #i

I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion. ↗

— Sarah Silverman

#because #being #ethnically #funny #i