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#kids

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #kids




Give your kids a bloody knife and fork and let me put some fresh food in front of them they can eat.


Jamie Oliver


#eat #food #fork #fresh #fresh food

Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place.


Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews #kids #on-the-edge #humor

I really don't get nervous when I perform -it's more of an exciting feeling than anything else. But put me in a classroom with kids my age and have me take a test and yeah, I'll be nervous!


Alexa Vega


#anything #classroom #else #exciting #feeling

We should be dreaming. We grew up as kids having dreams, but now we're too sophisticated as adults, as a nation. We stopped dreaming. We should always have dreams.


Herb Brooks


#dreaming #dreams #grew #having #kids

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon.


Brian P. Cleary


#kids #observational-comedy #humor

Lollipop had been her nickname for me as long as I could remember. I asked her how she came up with the name, and she told me sometimes kids are sweet, and sometimes they just need a good lickin'.


Lacey Weatherford


#kids #humor

I want people to see how hard my husband and kids work on the ranch.


Ree Drummond


#how #husband #i #kids #people

I want to invest and have my own record label and artists. I want to have a business where my kids, kids, kids will still have something going on long after I'm gone.


Chingy


#artists #business #going #gone #i

There they were, the movers and shakers of Benjamin Franklin Hight - the sports stars, the cheerleaders, the good, the great, the gorgeous - bent over their pizzas. Trish sensed my angst and said, "My mother says girls like Lisa Shooty get the ultimate curse known to man." "What's that?" "Too much too soon." I looked at poor, cursed Lisa who had been sprayed with sex appeal at birth. She had gleaming teeth and long, raven-black curls. She threw back her head and laughed with diamond-studded joy. "When do you think the curse takes effect?" I asked. "Not in our lifetime," Trish answered. (Thwonk)


Joan Bauer


#humor #incrowd #jealousy #popular-kids #twonk

It's hard at times, but it makes a kid strong in ways that most people can't understand. Teaches them that even though people are left behind, new ones will inevitable take their place; that every place has something good - and bad - to offer. It makes a kid grow up fast.


Nicholas Sparks


#growing-up #hard-times #kids #life-lessons #logan-thibault






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